Ayarane Project: Live From Azeroth
Landslide = Gryphon Poo

Power Torrent and Landslide, like other weapon enchants, put an aura of sorts on your weapons. For Power Torrent, it’s rather glowy and fiery and, to an extent, resembles the flaming aura on the Cataclysm logo. Landslide, as you can guess, looks like rocks and dirt breaking off. Makes sense, right?

Now, keep that in mind when you get on your flying mount and put on auto-run.

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YEEEEAH. See what I did there?

It’s a little offputting (especially after you just ate), but after mentioning this in guild chat, one of our infrequent guildies pitched an idea for a new daily: one could use gryphon poop as fertilizer for that plot of farmland in northern Stormwind. You know, the one everyone loots for that one cooking daily where you get sent to get pumpkins for pancakes? (side note: I am sorely tempted to try pumpkin pancakes… I think IHOP serves those in late fall)

Alternatively, there’s always Goldshire, where lots of lowbies and PVP pranksters are likely to congregate. Just saying.

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