Ayarane Project: Live From Azeroth
Amazing Staff

To quote Meathook (Culling of Stratholme 1st boss): New toys!

Flung old man Phil into a 10-man that needed a healer. It was a guild run so I figured the odds of a mass ragequit after a wipe were pretty low. Turned out to be an alt run and very newbie-friendly… pity that it wasn’t a 25-man else I’d have tried to get these doods to bring in the other two guildies that were on at the time.

We wiped lots and lots, though (but, even the best of us do, and most of ‘em were learning the bosses anyway), and it ultimately didn’t go past Saurfang, but that’s okay because I got enough frost cookies to upgrade Phil to a better hat and thus get him the 2-piece t10 priest healer bonus. *drool*

But even better…
See that staff he’s packing?
Oh. hell. yes. Mag’hari Chieftain’s Staff FTW.

More amusingly, these doods offered to recruit me. Hah! Flattered, but… I’ve no plans to jump ship from Shattered Knights. Sure, we can’t fill a 5-man to save our lives, and the odds of our ever being able to do a pure-guild 10-man are laughable, but bros before random joes, ya know? :P They are understanding and I’ve instead been given permanent priority invite status for future alt runs. :D

….oh DUR. I forget, this is Phil, so obviously there was a “Reverse Trap Moment” on Vent. This happens pretty much every time I raid as Phil; raid doods see old man, raid doods hear a voice that is most definitely NOT an old man, and think I’m either a 10 year old boy, that I have a headcold, or, in this case, that I’m freaking Felicia Day with a headcold. WTF. Never mind the headcold part (because I always sound like that without lots and lots of soda)… really? I mean… I guess there might be a little similarity there with the geek girl thing. Huh.